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Friday, April 26, 2019

2019 pt. 5

Carsie Blanton - Buck Up
*******HIGHEST RECS*******
With a terse 10-track glide of a record as accentuator, this showcases Blanton as versatile virtuoso that's bashful, bodacious, funny, calmly aching. With ease she emanates jazzy cool, classically trained folkie, punk quirk, low-key liberation. Between the sheets with nicely dressed mistakes/just the thought of them one minute, "We stole this nation fair and square / And a whole lot of people in chains / But it was all for the glory of God I swear / And the glory of capital gains" the next. Then there's feather-in-the-breeze balladry, a lip-hair letdown jaunt that could qualify for Grease 3 material, an album title that doubles as a legit life motto, getting back in bed until the president's dead. Backing band: pro ragtag that's restrained yet rich and crucial enough to earn their own hails. Harmonizers, too. 7.5/10


Matmos - Plastic Anniversary
*******HIGHEST RECS*******
///PLAS-FUCKING-TIC\\\
Plastic as single-source restriction is a far more conceptually compelling and contemporary gimmick than previous peculiar palettes -- e.g. crayfish nerves, hair, a washing machine. But how they go bout conveyin' this one is the clincher. Some bits distinct as billiard balls and poker chips, some presumably actual instrument, many manipulated to the point of could-be-anything, the concurrent sense of unnerving doom and daffy cartoon; this is in the pitch of plastic. Slickness turned sickening, convoluted yet accessible, wobbly+rattling+riveting, the uncomfortably squeaky glaze of shoes on a basketball court or lil nips to the brain. Pliable as hell and a hoot to boot. Baby aliens on a rollercoaster? Ominous space-dust for finale forecasting the future? 8/10


Pissgrave - Posthumous Humiliation 
A handle like Pissgrave grouped with a megalomutilated mug for album art ensures a disgusting ordeal methinks. And ceaseless scum it does deliver. The disorienting+deafening mix'll pump dat blood and immerse your brain in spew and admittedly nears spellbinding in its own sick dinny-metal way, above all else though this just excruciates and exhausts. Not without their riffs or exceptionally vicious vigor but leaves you craving some variety. Endurability past a short while would be nice. Pissgrave, they just try so hard. 5.5/10


AJ Tracey - AJ Tracey
Like many-a grimer's flow, Tracey's broodingly braggadocios expertise-n-earnestness approaches oppressive. But not many carry this much comfortable crossover appeal while remaining so lyrically deft+dense. He's got enough suave r&b lover-man charm to pull off stuff like "I wanna get you home and give your thing a thumping / I carve the pussy up like I'm cutting pumpkin / Pussy like The English Channel every time I jump in"; later on labeling her ex-man "a lab rat". And for all the swift exactitude dude's got quite the kaleidoscopic quiver of ad-libs, impenetrable tangles of slang and rhyme, accented accentuation for days. No pills/just chill his m.o. from the get-go yet could calmly kill it at the club, perhaps preoccupied with possessions and sleeping with people but so pumped bout his success on "Doing It" you can't help but root for him. See "Country Star" for what Young Thug's guitar album shoulda went for, and personal fave "Horror Flick" for fantastically furious Halloween cheese -- in which ad-libs include "watch out", "grrr", "blahtt", full-moon howls. 7/10

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Angel Du$t - Pretty Buff 6/10
Chai - Punk 6/10
Duke - Uingizaji Hewa 6.5/10
Ex Hex - It's Real 5/10
Little Simz - Grey Area 7/10
Nonlocal Forecast - Bubble Universe! 6/10

Thursday, April 11, 2019

2019 pt. 4

Endon - Boy Meets Girl
///BLAR-FUCKING-GGGHHH\\\
Whereas their severity generated stunning shock-n-awe on 'Through The Mirror', here it's comparably flattened and fuck-around; the shock still shocking but spun sillier. Skimble-scamble for sure. Band without much plan stuffing as much scrumble and squeals and swishin' into the mix as possible mostly serve as a vehicle for Taichi's vocal antics, and together they transmit something between a group with big amps trying to piss off talent-show attendees and failing at taking care of your friend's newborn. But screeches are horrifying as they are hilarious, rigor and Motorhead riffs never hurt, 11-minute monster "Doubts As a Source" seems to simulate sex and/or a horror flick and closes with opera -- I get a kick out of it. Just hope they don't fall from purveyors of auditory authority to sheer agitators. 6/10


King Midas Sound - Solitude
*******HIGHEST RECS*******
///AL-FUCKING-ONE\\\
"A meditation on loss" this duo calls it, yeah yeah add it to the pile. But they've done it in such a stark, dark, striking and engulfing way. Drone+diction guarantee a difficult-n-disturbing glimpse into one side of a tolling breakup, which under the recital of spoken word commandant Roger Robinson transfixes and paints a creepy+cogent picture. Insecure about being minus a plus-one in his late thirties and steadily sinking into a solitary abyss, he occupies the atmosphere supremely yet allows plenty of room for it too, every syllable ice cold and accounted for, inflections subtle but mighty, expertly at calculatingly going nuts without blowing his top. And for what is essentially an obsessed stalker, he never reaches pernicious; tho sharp signs point to the likelihood of on-the-cusp -- "not angry / just empty", he does push-ups in restroom stalls and watches cooking shows in the dark, screams her name in the wilderness til he's hoarse, craves raw meat and hates water, spies from a distance and wonders who she's been fucking. For the finale, he enjoys pad thai and coffees with her fellow exes while they all share gripes, split the tip, and admit they still miss her. Definitive Mantras: "gone", "alone", "disappeared". Before The Breakup: "The only time we parted was to go to the toilet / We consumed each other / We became feral, we lost weight, we turned pale / We fucked like wild animals / We stole leather jackets and jewelry / We were bored, we were beyond bored". Release Date: Valentine's Day 2019. 8/10


Octo Octa - For Lovers [EP]
*******HIGHEST RECS*******
Simply put, sometimes all you need is a lil slice of solid no-nonsense house. For 3 tracks/23 minutes this nails the itch; by mostly sticking to basics. Each piece a wee bit protracted but still just kinda flying on by, it's casual yet enveloping -- dancy but diligently understated, sucking you in without going too deep, minimal melodies snug with resolutely smooth groove and actual emotion. Subtly panning hi-hats and sampled syllables, classic mysterious-yet-approachable ghost hook for introduction, nice touches. A shrouded lovey shoutout to family/supporters/yes, lovers, a nice one as well. 7.5/10


Sleaford Mods - Eton Alive
*******HIGHEST RECS*******
Can't call it their definitive best or a first-rate batch of Williamson rant, but as a followup to the last two it's certainly a solid stylistic solidifier. Still sticking so stiffly to such a scant-n-repetitive setup feels like refined defiance at this point; silly inescapable grooves you won't remember tomorrow teetering towards a sort of boundlessness. I.e. if you're down with the aesthetic and they keep sticking to it you could love em forever. And although yellin' and bass-lines and grit will always profile em Punk, I swear these machine-tight throbs and subtle touches got em more techno than ever. 8/10

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And The Kids - When This Life is Over 7/10
Helado Negro - This is How You Smile 6/10
Ni - Pantophobie 7/10
RAP - Export 5.5/10
SeeYouSpaceCowboy… - Songs for the Firing Squad 7/10
Solange - When I Get Home 6.5/10

Monday, April 1, 2019

leet trax 2019 1/4

21 Savage - "All My Friends" (ft. Post Malone)
And The Kids - "The Final Free"
Angel Bat Dawid - "What Shall I Tell My Children Who Are Black"
Better Oblivion Community Center - "Chesapeake"
Black Dresses - "Wheel of Fortune"
James Blake - "Into the Red"
Carsie Blanton - "That Boy"
Boogie - "Skydive II" (ft. 6LACK)
Chai - "I'm Me"
Croatian Amor - "In Alarm Light" (ft. Soho Rezanejad)
Deerhunter - "Element"
Default Genders - "Secret Garden .NUXX"
Sharon Van Etten - "Seventeen"
Future - "Goin' Dummi"
Ariana Grande - "NASA"
King Midas Sound - "Zeros"
Ladytron - "You've Changed"
Little Simz - "101 FM"
Malibu Ken - "Tuesday"
Jay Mitta - "Dura"
Ni - "Stasophobie"
Sleaford Mods - "Flipside"
Soilwork - "Needles and Kin" (ft. Tomi Joutsen)
Solange - "Things I Imagined"
AJ Tracey - "Horror Flick"
Two People - "I'm Tied, To You"
Adia Victoria - "The City"